Here’s this week’s Guessing Game play-by-play.

Round 1

Q: When do the Vols score their first points? (10-50 points available)

A: Second half (10 points) or third quarter (15 points).

We all got this wrong. Cue the trombone.

LT Vol99 drew and threw a bolt last round, so everybody but him is at half speed this round.

Mushrooms: LTVol99 and Mitchell K. Not fair, LTVol99, who not only gets 10 points as if he got the question right, but also gets a full three points for the ‘shroom.

Bananas: jrstep and Mitchell K (half points)

Blue shells and bolts: 

  • No new blue shells or bolts this round
  • Blue Shell #2 Counter: 3

Top 10 after Round 1:

  1. Randy Holtzclaw
  2. Jayyyy
  3. cscott95
  4. Displaced_Vol_Fan
  5. Evan
  6. MitchellK
  7. Will Shelton
  8. daetilus
  9. Corndawg
  10. Joel Hollingsworth

Round 2

Q: How many sacks do the Vols give up? (10-20 points available)

A: Two (10 points)

Only Will and I got this right. Ten points each for us!

Mushrooms: JWheel101 and Sam Hensley

Bananas: daetilus and Mitchell K (sorry, dude)

Blue shells and bolts: 

  • No new blue shells or bolts this round
  • Blue Shell #2 Counter: 2

Top 10 after Round 2:

  1. Randy Holtzclaw
  2. Jayyyy
  3. Will Shelton
  4. cscott95
  5. Displaced_Vol_Fan
  6. Evan
  7. Joel Hollingsworth
  8. MitchellK
  9. daetilus
  10. Corndawg

Round 3

Q: What’s greater, the total number of points in the game or Tennessee’s rushing yards? (10-50 points available)

A: Tennessee’s rushing yards (10 points) (Tennessee had 66 rushing yards; there were 50 total points)

Sixteen players got this right. I should have juiced the total points.

Mushrooms: Sam Hensley and Mitchell K (Fate does make up calls? Who knew?)

Bananas: Displaced_Vol_Fan and jrstep

Blue shells and bolts: 

  • No new blue shells or bolts this round
  • Blue Shell #2 Counter: 1

Yes, that means somebody’s getting blown up to kick things off next week.

Final Standings After Week 5:

Rank Player Points
1 Randy Holtzclaw 59
2 Jayyyy 46.5
3 Will Shelton 46.5
4 Joel Hollingsworth 38.5
5 Displaced_Vol_Fan 37
6 Mitchell K 37
7 cscott95 35
8 daetilus 32
9 Sam Hensley 31
10 Evan 29
11 JWheel101 28.5
12 MitchellK 27
13 jfarrar90 27
14 Mariettavol 27
15 LTVol99 26.5
16 Corndawg 19
17 Brunovol 15
18 Rocky Top 13
19 RockyTop5 13
20 chris weatherly 12
21 Dave S 12
22 Jdsimp 12
23 Raven17 10.5
24 Drew 10
25 Gavin Driskill 10
26 jrstep 9
27 BallerVawl 8.5
28 Isaac Bishop 8.5
29 Dave Burton 8
30 Phil 7
31 TexasVolFan 6.5
32 Harley 6.5
33 Jim Cornwell 5.5
34 Bulldog85 4
35 Rockytopinky 4
36 RockyTopPride 3.5
37 Mark Dotson 3
38 LeniVol 1.5
39 HT 0
40 PaVol 0
41 Sam 0
42 Simpson_vols 0
43 Jordon74 0
44 Mitchell Killian 0
45 Kent -1.5
46 CrazyVol -3
47 Jason -3