Tennessee Vols Statistical Rankings after Florida

Here’s our weekly update of the Vols’ statistical rankings, after the Florida game.

Offensive observations: The offensive line still seems to be doing a good job of protecting the quarterback. First down, third down, and scoring is . . . okay, but then go south in a hurry.

The most striking thing is that Red Zone Offense has gone from first three weeks ago to 100th this week.

 

Defensive observations: My mother always taught me that if you can’t say anything nice . . . you move on to special teams.

Special Teams observations: Need to tighten up that punt return and kick return defense, but other than that, high fives all around. And, of course, it’s only now that I realize that field goals isn’t on this list for some reason.

Turnovers and Penalties observations: Okay, decent. Could be better, but not terrible.

Player Rankings

Butch Jones: “We’re pissed, but now it’s what you make of it.”

Butch Jones spoke to the media at his weekly press conference earlier this afternoon. After reiterating that he was disappointed in the loss and commenting that the team’s will to win was derailed by details, he laid out the plan for moving past it:
“We all hurt. We’re angry. We’re pissed. All the above, but now it’s what you make of it. How do you become better because of this. Sometimes there are situations like this that you suffer the adversities of a long football season,  it can also galvanize you. It can bring you closer together as a football team. And again, we have to get back to work. UMass is not going to feel sorry for us. Nobody is going to feel sorry for us. So again, we have to get back and we have to go to work. That’s part of being a mature football team. It’s a long football season. Maybe people don’t want to hear it, but it is what it is. We have to get ready to play the next snap, the next play of the game, the next game. We  have to move forward. Again I’ll tell you, the details will not be ignored. I can promise you that.”
The way that game ended has to rank right up there as one of the most disappointing conclusions to a game in the history of the program. The emotions are still running extremely high on Rocky Top this Monday afternoon, but the only thing Jones can do about it right now is to make sure that his and his players’ minds are right and to get back to work.
Part of that work has to be figuring out how to prevent the things that went wrong from going wrong again, of course, but that can’t be done until you get your attitude right, and it’s good to hear that Jones is not going to let the team linger in a negative mental state that would make things worse.

Updated win probabilities for the Vols after Week 3

 

Just when you’re reeling and out of air from the gut-punch of the Florida game, Mississippi State makes things interesting in the SEC East. Here’s our weekly update of expectations for the season based both on how the Vols did and how their past and future opponents did this weekend.

Explanations are below, but here’s the updated chart for this week:

The Vols after Florida

Here’s the thing: saying anything positive about Tennessee after a loss like the one they just suffered to Florida is perilous for your credibility and mental health. And yet, there is, in fact, some good to be said about the Vols after that game. What’s a guy to do?

There are a lot of negative things to say about various things and people after that game. Some of it is absolutely legitimate, most notably the head-scratching decision to use John Kelly to wear out the defense late in the game and then, just when it begins to really work and the game is on the line, decide not to use the advantage you just created.

Some of it, though, is nothing more than normally smart people blinded by rage falling prey to stupidity. For instance, no matter how many people say it and no matter the volume and confidence with which they say it, that last play was not a Hail Mary. It was not “just like Georgia last year,” but was actually a situation calling for the defense to defend not only against a game-winning touchdown but also against a play to set up a game-winning field goal. That particular outcome still should not have happened, obviously, but you’re just plain wrong if you really think the only possible play there is to put everybody in the end zone. That play was plenty terrible enough without spasming off a ledge.

The real shame of that ending (including the red zone play-calling and execution) is that it will completely overwhelm and obscure another truth, namely that Tennessee may actually be better off the rest of the way than we originally thought. Tennessee had 23 first downs to Florida’s 14. They outgained them 442-380. John Kelly had 141 rushing yards and another 96 receiving yards. The team should have won despite three interceptions and three missed field goals. None of that matters in a game they actually lost despite all of it, but it can be really good news for future games if the debilitating mistakes can be corrected.

Bottom line, do you think more or less of Tennessee after the Florida game? There are some weighty items on both sides of the scale, but to me, the negatives are more likely to be corrected than the positives are to disappear. So, on balance, I actually believe in the team a little more this week than I did last week. Not a lot more, but a little. But the team absolutely has to get stuff fixed.

The Vols’ past opponents

Georgia Tech (1-1, 0-0 ACC, NR)

  • W1: Lost to Tennessee 42-41 in double overtime.
  • W2: Beat Jacksonville State, 37-10.
  • W3: At UCF (canceled)
  • W4: Pitt
  • W5: North Carolina
  • W6: Bye
  • W7: At #17 Miami
  • W8: Wake Forest
  • W9: At #3 Clemson
  • W10: At Virginia
  • W11: #16 Virginia Tech
  • W12: At Duke
  • W13: #13 Georgia

Indiana State (0-1, 0-0 MVFC, NR)

  • W1: Lost to E Illinois, 22-20.
  • W2: Lost to Tennessee, 42-7.
  • W3: Lost to Liberty, 42-41 on a blocked 23-yard field goal attempt as time expired.
  • W4: Bye
  • W5: At Illinois State
  • W6: North Dakota State
  • W7: At South Dakota
  • W8: S Illinois
  • W9: At Missouri State
  • W10: Youngstown State
  • W11: W Illinois
  • W12: At Northern Iowa

Florida (1-1, 1-0 SEC, #24)

  • W1: Lost to #11 Michigan, 33-17.
  • W2: Canceled game with N Colorado.
  • W3: Beat #25 Tennessee, 26-20.
  • W4: At Kentucky
  • W5: Vanderbilt
  • W6: #12 LSU
  • W7: Texas A&M
  • W8: Bye
  • W9: vs #15 Georgia
  • W10: At Missouri
  • W11: At South Carolina
  • W12: UAB
  • W13: #10 Florida State

Terrible.

The Vols’ future opponents

In addition to the Vols doing some good things to offset the bad, there were some interesting developments among the Vols future opponents this weekend. Most notably, Mississippi State made LSU look more beatable and increased the odds that Georgia could get another SEC loss.

Here’s the rest of the Vols’ schedule and how those opponents fared this weekend.

9/23/17: UMass (0-4, 0-0 IND, NR)

  • W1: Lost to Hawaii, 38-35.
  • W2: Lost to C. Carolina, 38-28.
  • W3: Lost to Old Dominion, 17-7.
  • W4: Lost to Temple, 29-21.
  • W5: At #25 Tennessee
  • W6: Ohio
  • W7: Bye
  • W8: At #21 USF
  • W9: Ga Southern
  • W10: Appalachian State
  • W11: At Mississippi State
  • W12: Maine
  • W13: At BYU

Expectations for a Vols win: These guys are not doing well. I had this game at 96% since the beginning of the season, but I’m bumping it up to 99% now.

PREDICTIONS – UMASS
W1 W2 W3 W4 W5 W6 W7 W8 W9 W10 W11 W12 W13
96 96 96 99

9/30/17: Georgia (3-0, 0-0 SEC, #11)

  • W1: Beat Appalachian State, 31-10. QB Jacob Eason went down, but freshman Jake Fromm looked good and took care of business.
  • W2: Beat #24 Notre Dame, 20-19.
  • W3: Beat Samford, 42-14.
  • W4: Mississippi State
  • W5: At #25 Tennessee
  • W6: At Vanderbilt
  • W7: Missouri
  • W8: Bye
  • W9: vs. #22 Florida
  • W10: South Carolina
  • W11: At #13 Auburn
  • W12: Kentucky
  • W13: At Georgia Tech

Expectations for a Vols win: There’s not much to learn about the Bulldogs this week. I changed this game from 45% to 40% last week, and I’m going to keep it there. The interesting thing here is that Mississippi State just manhandled LSU, so while we’ve been thinking so far that Georgia’s schedule would be a breeze, there’s real hope that they lose an additional SEC game to Mississippi State, which would make things extremely interesting in the SEC East. Root hard for the Clangas this weekend.

PREDICTIONS – GEORGIA
W1 W2 W3 W4 W5 W6 W7 W8 W9 W10 W11 W12 W13
45 45 40 40

10/14/17: South Carolina (2-1, 1-1 SEC, NR)

  • W1: Beat NC State, 35-28.
  • W2: Beat Missouri, 31-13.
  • W3: Lost to Kentucky, 23-13.
  • W4: LA Tech
  • W5: At Texas A&M
  • W6: Arkansas
  • W7: At #25 Tennessee
  • W8: Bye
  • W9: Vanderbilt
  • W10: At #15 Georgia
  • W11: #22 Florida
  • W12: Wofford
  • W13: #3 Clemson

Expectations for a Vols win: The Gamecocks not only lost to Kentucky this weekend, they also lost Deebo Samuel, probably for the remainder of the season. Prior to this weekend, they looked like they were poised to compete for the East, but without Samuel, they’re likely going to struggle. I moved this game from 69% to 60% last week, but this week I’m moving it to 75%.

PREDICTIONS – SOUTH CAROLINA
W1 W2 W3 W4 W5 W6 W7 W8 W9 W10 W11 W12 W13
69 69 60 75

10/21/17: Alabama (3-0, 0-0 SEC, #1)

  • W1: Beat #3 Florida State, 24-7.
  • W2: Beat Fresno State, 41-10.
  • W3: Beat Colorado State, 41-23.
  • W4: At Vanderbilt
  • W5: Ole Miss
  • W6: At Texas A&M
  • W7: Arkansas
  • W8: #25 Tennessee
  • W9: Bye
  • W10: #12 LSU
  • W11: At Mississippi State
  • W12: Mercer
  • W13: At #13 Auburn

Expectations for a Vols win: No new information here. Keeping them at 10%.

PREDICTIONS – ALABAMA
W1 W2 W3 W4 W5 W6 W7 W8 W9 W10 W11 W12 W13
10 10 10 10

10/28/17: Kentucky (3-0, 1-0 SEC, NR)

  • W1: Beat Southern Miss, 24-17.
  • W2: Best E Kentucky, 27-16.
  • W3: Beat South Carolina, 23-13.
  • W4: #22 Florida
  • W5: E Michigan
  • W6: Missouri
  • W7: Bye
  • W8: At Mississippi State
  • W9: #25 Tennessee
  • W10: Ole Miss
  • W11: At Vanderbilt
  • W12: At #15 Georgia
  • W13: #17 Lousiville

Expectations for a Vols win: Okay, so Kentucky looked good against South Carolina. You definitely don’t want to overlook them, but I’m not sure we should overreact to one game in which the opponent lost its primary playmaker, either. I moved this game from 65% to 70% last week, and I’m going to move it back to 65% this week.

PREDICTIONS – KENTUCKY
W1 W2 W3 W4 W5 W6 W7 W8 W9 W10 W11 W12 W13
65 65 70 65

11/4/17: Southern Miss (2-1, 0-0 C-USA, NR)

  • W1: Lost to Kentucky, 24-17.
  • W2: Beat Southern, 45-0.
  • W3: Beat UL Monroe, 28-17.
  • W4: Bye
  • W5: North Texas
  • W6: UTSA
  • W7: UTEP
  • W8: At LA Tech
  • W9: UAB
  • W10: At #25 Tennessee
  • W11: At Rice
  • W12: Charlotte
  • W13: At Marshall

Expectations for a Vols win: Ito Smith ran for 219 yards, and Kwadra Griggs threw for three touchdowns for Southern Miss this week. They might be good, but it’s going to be hard to know for sure with that schedule. The seven-point loss to Kentucky is going to look better if Kentucky continues to look good. I moved this game from 85% to 80% last week, and I’m going to keep it there this week.

PREDICTIONS – SOUTHERN MISS
W1 W2 W3 W4 W5 W6 W7 W8 W9 W10 W11 W12 W13
90 85 80 80

11/11/17: Missouri (1-2, 0-1 SEC, NR)

  • W1: Beat Missouri State 72-43.
  • W2: Lost to South Carolina, 31-13.
  • W3: Lost to Purdue, 35-3.
  • W4: #13 Auburn
  • W5: Bye
  • W6: At Kentucky
  • W7: At #15 Georgia
  • W8: Idaho
  • W9: At UConn
  • W10: #22 Florida
  • W11: #25 Tennessee
  • W12: At Vanderbilt
  • W13: At Arkansas

Expectations for a Vols win: Missouri’s offense scored 72 points in the first game and 16 points in the next two. At the rate of the last two games, the Tigers will score as many points in the remaining games of the season as they did in that first game. I moved this game back to 70% last week and am tempted to move it even further to 75%, but I am going to keep it here and keep a wary eye on these guys.

PREDICTIONS – MISSOURI
W1 W2 W3 W4 W5 W6 W7 W8 W9 W10 W11 W12 W13
70 65 70 70

11/18/17: LSU (2-1, 0-1 SEC, #25)

  • W1: Beat BYU, 27-0.
  • W2: Beat Chattanooga, 45-10.
  • W3: Lost to Mississippi State, 37-7.
  • W4: Syracuse
  • W5: Troy
  • W6: At #22 Florida
  • W7: #13 Auburn
  • W8: At Ole Miss
  • W9: Bye
  • W10: At #1 Alabama
  • W11: Arkansas
  • W12: At #25 Tennessee
  • W13: Texas A&M

Expectations for a Vols win: Mississippi State made LSU look bad. I’ve had this game at 25% since the beginning of the season, but I’m making a major move with it this week to 45%. I still think they’re talented and deep and probably have a slight advantage late in a season.

PREDICTIONS – LSU
W1 W2 W3 W4 W5 W6 W7 W8 W9 W10 W11 W12 W13
25 25 25 45

11/25/17: Vanderbilt (3-0, 0-0 SEC, NR)

  • W1: Beat MTSU, 28-6.
  • W2: Beat Alabama A&M, 42-0.
  • W3: Beat #19 Kansas State, 14-7.
  • W4: #1 Alabama
  • W5: At #22 Florida
  • W6: #15 Georgia
  • W7: At Ole Miss
  • W8: Bye
  • W9: At South Carolina
  • W10: W Kentucky
  • W11: Kentucky
  • W12: Missouri
  • W13: At #25 Tennessee

Expectations for a Vols win: I don’t really know what to think about Kansas State, so I don’t really know what to think about Vanderbilt beating them. We’ll have much more data on the Dores after their Alabama-Florida-Georgia run, but for now, I’m giving them the benefit of the doubt. I’m moving this game from 65% to 55%.

PREDICTIONS – VANDERBILT
W1 W2 W3 W4 W5 W6 W7 W8 W9 W10 W11 W12 W13
72 72 65 55

All of that puts me at 7.39 wins, but with 8 if the coin comes up the right way every time.

I’m going to post the community expectations later today or tomorrow. If you haven’t submitted your own information yet, you can do that here.

UNDirish60 wins Week 3 of the Gameday on Rocky Top Pick ‘Em Contest

Congratulations to UNDirish60, who finished first in this week’s Gameday on Rocky Top Pick ‘Em Pool. UNDirish60 went 15-5 with 185 confidence points and wins a free Gameday on Rocky Top t-shirt from our custom tee store, Web Community Tees:

Gameday on Rocky Top Logo Tee

UNDirish60, watch for a message from me on how to get your tee.

BlountVols remains first in the overall standings, but only barely.

Here are the full results for this week:

Rank Participant W-L Points Tie Breaker
1 UNDirish60 15-5 185 0-0
2 C_hawkfan 16-4 184 23-31
3 edgarmsmith 15-5 179 17-10
4 utkjmitch 14-6 178 31-28
5 tpi 14-6 175 0-0
6 Volfan2002 14-6 174 24-31
7 Raven17 17-3 173 31-20**
7 Rossboro 14-6 173 24-0
9 Jahiegel 13-7 172 22-26**
9 VandyVol 15-5 172 17-21
9 OriginalVol1814 14-6 172 21-20
9 waitwhereami 14-6 172 28-24
13 birdjam 13-7 171 20-23**
13 RichVols 13-7 171 24-31
15 Displaced_Vol_Fan 13-7 170 19-17**
15 kmchugh 13-7 170 0-0
17 joeb_1 13-7 169 23-27**
17 waltsspac 14-6 169 24-17
17 Knottfair 14-6 169 28-24
17 Anaconda 13-7 169 21-14
17 Techboy 13-7 169 0-0
22 GeorgeMonkey 13-7 168 24-28**
22 biologydropout 13-7 168 0-0
24 LuckyGuess 13-7 167 24-31**
24 Volboy 13-7 167 24-21
24 mmmjtx 15-5 167 23-21
24 Sam 14-6 167 22-10
28 Phonies 13-7 166 24-30**
28 PAVolFan 8-Dec 166 27-21
28 ChuckieTVol 8-Dec 166 24-13
31 rockhopper78 9-Nov 165 20-24**
31 KeepsCornInAJar 13-7 165 14-17
31 BlountVols 13-7 165 21-17
31 chuckiepoo 13-7 165 31-27
35 boro wvvol 13-7 164 28-21**
35 jfarrar90 14-6 164 0-0
37 HUTCH 14-6 163 31-34**
37 ga26engr 13-7 163 32-27
37 BritishVol 8-Dec 163 18-15
40 jeremy.waldroop 14-6 162 17-26**
40 patmd 15-5 162 20-31
40 ThePowerT 14-6 162 24-20
43 Dylan pickle 13-7 161 24-35**
43 DinnerJacket 13-7 161 24-21
45 mmb61 13-7 160 14-31**
45 VillaVol 13-7 160 13-28
45 vols95 13-7 160 28-21
45 dgibbs 8-Dec 160 21-17
45 EVOL 13-7 160 13-6
50 ed75 14-6 159 31-28
51 jstorie1 15-5 158 28-31**
51 spartans100 8-Dec 158 24-21
51 TNann 13-7 158 25-24
54 tdrb42 15-5 157 17-20
55 1hoss2 13-7 155 0-0
56 CajunVol 8-Dec 154 24-10
57 mariettavol 8-Dec 153 27-13
58 ddayvolsfan 13-7 152 24-27**
58 PrideofTheSouthlandFan 13-7 152 24-20
58 Jaywine 13-7 152 21-17
58 RandyH112 13-7 152 24-13
62 Drew 13-7 151 21-23**
62 aquasox 14-6 151 24-20
62 MeytonPanning 9-Nov 151 20-17
65 ltvol99 8-Dec 150 27-24**
65 Joel @ GRT 13-7 150 24-17
65 Jrstep 13-7 150 24-15
68 crafdog 14-6 149 27-30**
68 Will Shelton 8-Dec 149 27-20
68 rsbrooks25 13-7 149 24-18
68 BZACHARY 14-6 149 0-0
72 ctull 8-Dec 148 28-14**
72 Gman15 13-7 148 35-23
72 CNMcCreary 10-Oct 148 0-0
75 Bulldog 85 13-7 146 20-17
76 bking 8-Dec 145 27-18**
76 rudydog 8-Dec 145 35-21
76 alanmar 8-Dec 145 38-31
79 Harley 8-Dec 143 31-17**
79 wreckvol 9-Nov 143 24-16
81 SouthernDCist 14-6 142 24-13
82 TennVol95 in 3D! 8-Dec 136 31-17
83 mobilevol 10-Oct 132 30-17
84 PensacolaVolFan 8-Dec 129 31-24
85 rollervol 8-Dec 127 24-17**
85 Timbuktu126 9-Nov 127 0-0
87 IBleedVolOrange 8-Dec 120 23-21
88 sncdaisy 10-Oct 97 24-21
89 rockytopinky 18-Feb 37 0-0
90 901Vol 0-20 36 -
90 The Alyas Greys 0-20 36 -
90 PaVol 0-20 36 -
90 T dog 0-20 36 -
90 daetilus 0-20 36 -
90 over754ut 0-20 36 -
90 wedflatrock 0-20 36 -
90 DCVFL 0-20 36 -
90 jobliner 0-20 36 -
90 memphispete 0-20 36 -

 

And here are the current overall standings after Week 3:

Rank Participant W-L Points
1 BlountVols 48-11 542
2 Knottfair 46-13 541
3 OriginalVol1814 46-13 535
4 Displaced_Vol_Fan 46-13 533
5 biologydropout 47-12 530
6 LuckyGuess 46-13 529
6 jfarrar90 46-13 529
8 C_hawkfan 47-12 528
9 Raven17 48-11 526
9 dgibbs 45-14 526
9 UNDirish60 46-13 526
12 rockhopper78 43-16 525
12 birdjam 46-13 525
14 spartans100 47-12 524
15 joeb_1 45-14 523
15 Volfan2002 46-13 523
17 waltsspac 47-12 522
17 ChuckieTVol 45-14 522
19 jeremy.waldroop 47-12 521
19 CajunVol 46-13 521
21 Phonies 45-14 520
21 boro wvvol 44-15 520
21 waitwhereami 46-13 520
24 RichVols 44-15 518
25 GeorgeMonkey 42-17 517
25 utkjmitch 47-12 517
27 VillaVol 44-15 515
27 mariettavol 46-13 515
27 chuckiepoo 44-15 515
30 tdrb42 46-13 513
31 Volboy 44-15 512
31 PAVolFan 43-16 512
31 PrideofTheSouthlandFan 45-14 512
34 wreckvol 43-16 511
35 EVOL 42-17 510
36 alanmar 45-14 509
37 Drew 45-14 508
37 Sam 45-14 508
39 ThePowerT 44-15 507
40 vols95 43-16 506
41 mmmjtx 44-15 505
41 TennVol95 in 3D! 44-15 505
41 TNann 44-15 505
41 rsbrooks25 45-14 505
45 edgarmsmith 44-15 502
46 KeepsCornInAJar 43-16 501
46 ltvol99 43-16 501
48 mmb61 42-17 500
48 tpi 44-15 500
50 patmd 43-16 497
51 Jahiegel 43-16 495
52 Joel @ GRT 44-15 494
53 Will Shelton 40-19 488
53 MeytonPanning 42-17 488
55 1hoss2 44-15 483
56 bking 43-16 481
56 aquasox 45-14 481
56 rollervol 44-15 481
59 jstorie1 43-16 479
59 ctull 42-17 479
61 DinnerJacket 41-18 478
62 rudydog 43-16 475
62 BZACHARY 41-18 475
64 ddayvolsfan 42-17 473
64 crafdog 44-15 473
66 Jrstep 42-17 472
67 Gman15 42-17 469
68 ed75 41-18 465
69 mobilevol 41-18 454
70 kmchugh 31-28 447
71 BritishVol 39-20 446
72 Anaconda 26-33 444
73 ga26engr 40-19 439
74 Rossboro 30-29 437
75 Techboy 35-24 433
76 CNMcCreary 39-20 431
77 IBleedVolOrange 39-20 429
78 PensacolaVolFan 39-20 415
79 SouthernDCist 30-29 407
80 Timbuktu126 36-23 400
81 sncdaisy 40-19 398
82 daetilus 31-28 385
83 over754ut 29-30 376
84 rockytopinky 33-26 371
85 DCVFL 21-38 321
86 VandyVol 28-31 313
87 memphispete 18-41 312
88 901Vol 18-41 309
89 HUTCH 28-31 304
90 jobliner 12-47 274
91 Harley 24-35 268
92 Dylan pickle 22-37 259
93 wedflatrock 0-59 243
93 T dog 0-59 243
95 The Alyas Greys 15-44 190
96 Jaywine 13-46 152
96 RandyH112 13-46 152
98 Bulldog 85 13-46 146
99 PaVol 5-54 121

Gameday on Rocky Top Guessing Game Results: Florida Gators

In this week’s Guessing Game, nothing happens in the first round thanks to a fumbled thunderbolt, and Sam takes sole possession of the lead by a nose.

The full play-by-play is below. This week’s questions will go up sometime Friday.

Top 10 as of the end of last week

Fatso 12
Dave Strunk 11
Sam 10
Harley 10
Will Shelton 10
Marietta Vol 10
Daetilus 9
Jayyyy 8
Joel Hollingsworth 8
RockyTopinKY 8

 

Round 1

Q: Which team gets the ball first? (5 points)

A: Florida (5 points)

Alyas Grey drew a thunderbolt in Round 3 last week, which means that everyone else in the field was debilitated and the first question this week was only for him. Unfortunately for him, he didn’t play this week, so he didn’t get any points, either. I hate thunderbolts.

Mushrooms: cscott95 and NJ Vol

Bananas: PaVol and nelsona350

Blue shells and bolts: None

Top 10 after Round 1:

Fatso 12
Dave Strunk 11
Sam 10
Marietta Vol 10
Will Shelton 10
Harley 10
Daetilus 9
Jayyyy 8
Joel Hollingsworth 8
charles matthews 7

 

Round 2

Q: Which team’s quarterback throws the first interception? (5-20 points)

A: Tennessee’s QB (5 points)

A total of 13 players get this right and get five points for it.

Mushrooms: Fatso and BibleVol

Bananas: Will Shelton and nelsona350 (sorry, dude)

Blue shells and bolts: None!

Top 10 after Round 2:

Sam 15
Marietta Vol 15
Daetilus 14
Fatso 13
Jayyyy 13
Dave Strunk 11
Josh Farrar 11
Harley 10
Will Shelton 9
Joel Hollingsworth 8

 

Round 3

Q: Which is greater, yards gained by UT’s offense or yards given up by UT’s defense? (8-20 points)

A: Yards gained by UT’s offense (8 points)

A total of 16 players get this right and get eight points for it.

Mushrooms: NJ Vol and RandyH

Bananas: Josh Farrar and Joel Hollingsworth (See? I’m not cheating.)

Blue shells and bolts: None. Again. This has to be a record for length of time gone by with no blue shells.

Top 10 after Round 3:

Sam 23
Daetilus 22
Fatso 21
Jayyyy 21
Dave Strunk 19
Harley 18
Will Shelton 17
Marietta Vol 15
Joel Hollingsworth 15
TennVol95 13
Packtar 13
MitchellK 13

 

Full table

Player W2T W2S R1 R1 Sub R1 Specials R1 Total R2 R2 Sub R2 Specials R2 Total R3 R3 Sub R3 Specials R3 Total
Sam 10 10 10 5 15 15 8 23 23
Daetilus 9 9 9 5 14 14 8 22 22
Fatso 12 12 12 12 1 13 8 21 21
Jayyyy 8 8 8 5 13 13 8 21 21
Dave Strunk 11 11 11 11 11 8 19 19
Harley 10 10 10 10 10 8 18 18
Will Shelton 10 10 10 10 -1 9 8 17 17
Marietta Vol 10 10 10 5 15 15 15 15
Joel Hollingsworth 8 8 8 8 8 8 16 -1 15
TennVol95 5 5 5 5 5 8 13 13
Packtar 0 0 5 5 5 8 13 13
MitchellK 0 0 5 5 5 8 13 13
Evan 4 4 4 4 4 8 12 12
PaVol 5 5 -1 4 4 4 8 12 12
LTVol99 3 3 3 3 3 8 11 11
Josh Farrar 6 6 6 5 11 11 11 -1 10
Raven17 1 1 1 1 1 8 9 9
NJ Vol 1 1 1 2 5 7 7 7 1 8
RockyTopinKY 8 8
charles matthews 7 7 7 7 7 7 7
cscott95 1 1 1 2 5 7 7 7 7
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Use the Vols Win Probability Calculator to update your expectations for the season

I’ll still be posting the recap of what happened with Tennessee and its past and future opponents tomorrow as usual along with my own updated win probabilities, but I wanted to provide y’all an early opportunity to use the Vols Win Probability Calculator to see where you’re at after this weekend’s games so that I could include them in tomorrow’s post.

So, here’s the form. Go ahead and post your result in the comments section as well for discussion purposes.

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How to survive a soul-crushing loss to a hated rival

Two years ago, I was in my basement watching the Vols take on the Gators in The Swamp. They were ahead by 13 late in the fourth quarter, and I turned to my wife and kids and explained to them that it would take an extraordinary lapse of unimaginable proportions for Tennessee to lose the game. Hey, I was excited, because I’d been waiting for that moment from the time my oldest daughter was nine to the time she was 19.

You know how that ended. Multiple fourth down conversions and an extraordinary lapse of unimaginable proportions in the form of a miraculous (for Florida) touchdown on fourth-and-14 to give the Gators a one point lead and the win. It was crushing.

This evening, as I was watching the team finally wear out the Gators with John Kelly in the fourth quarter, I turned to my middle daughter and explained to her that all we had to do was run Kelly until he was in the end zone, and we’d win the game. I had a serious case of deja vu the entire time, though, because I was standing in the same position looking in the same direction feeling the same way about the Vols-Gators game that I had two years prior. We were in a commercial break, so I sat down and thought about it: What in the world would I do if the unimaginable and miraculous happened again? I only got as far as planning a long, hot shower before we were back from commercial and I was consoling myself with a game-tying field goal, figuring that we would be favored to win in overtime.

You know how that ended. A long pass into the end zone with time expired and watching the Gators celebrate a win over the Vols again.

So, what do you do after a soul-crushing loss to a hated rival? A few suggestions:

What to do after a soul-crushing loss to a hated rival

Eat some ice cream. I just finished a bowl of Blue Bell Rocky Mountain Road. Chocolate ice cream with chocolate-covered peanuts, pecans, almonds, and walnuts with a marshmallow swirl. It is delicious, even if it is named after those other mountains way out in Colorado. If you eat enough of it, it also has the added benefit of inducing a sugar coma, and it’s hard to remember traumatic events in that state. Really, all you want is more ice cream, so it’s a self-perpetuating cure.

Eat some jalapeno Fritos. I first found these on a recent trip up to Iowa, and I think I ate them all the way from Indianapolis to Waterloo. They’re Fritoey but not so much that it tastes like you’re licking your dog’s paws. They’re also spicy enough to keep you eating long past the point you really would like to stop, so it keeps your mind occupied with important questions like, “Why can’t I stop eating these?”

Go sit on the porch swing with your six-year-old. This took some effort, to be honest, but it was aided by my littlest one asking me, “Are you mad?” right after the game like she was afraid I was mad at her. I don’t know, honey, are you a Gators fan? No? Okay, then.

Just kidding. I didn’t give her that litmus test. Besides, she’s small enough that we still choose her clothes, so she wears orange, darnit.

Anyway, we got some fresh air and a change of scenery out on the deck, and we were visited by the neighborhood stray cat. Omi loves that stupid cat. And she doesn’t really care about soul-crushing defeats to rival teams, so if I hadn’t already been in a sugar and Frito coma, I would have probably recognized this as a perspective or something. As it went, we stayed out there for five minutes until my cravings compelled me back into the kitchen.

Listen to the players. No joke, I am constantly amazed at the maturity college football players display in the wake of heart-wrenching losses. You can tell they’re disappointed, but they already have their minds right, pointed toward the next day, the next practice, the next opponent. Don’t let one opponent beat you twice. Unless it’s jalapeno Fritos, then it’s fine.

Watch some other games. This will make you realize that (1) you’re not the only one who’s had a rough day, and (2) there’s still a lot of season left. As I write this, Kentucky is leading South Carolina 20-13 late in the fourth quarter. LSU (#12) just got mauled by Mississippi State. Can you imagine how you’d have felt to lose by 30 to the Gators? UCLA got beat by unranked Memphis. Kansas State got beat by unranked Vanderbilt. Missouri looked terrible against Purdue.

These things remind you that we’re one game into the SEC season. Missouri doesn’t look good. South Carolina’s impressive start is in jeopardy. Maybe Kentucky and Vandy are okay. Florida won today, but their non-score and non-turnover numbers aren’t going to be better than Tennessee’s.  When we recalibrate win probabilities Monday, that LSU game is going to take a hit and might even look winnable. Yes, Georgia still looks good, but that’s nothing that more ice cream and jalapeno Fritos can’t fix.

Tennessee Vols vs. Florida Gators: online game-watching party

It’s here. Tennessee-Florida Gameday. It’s a why game, why the players play, the coaches coach, and the fans fill the stands. Vols. Gators. The SEC on CBS.

And it’s today.

We’re having an online game-watching party right here, and you’re invited.

P.S. There’s still time to submit your answers to this week’s Guessing Game questions.

The GRT “Other Games” Game Thread – Week 3

While we’re all waiting for the Vols to kick off against the Gators at 3:30, hang out with us here. There will be a separate game thread for the Vols, which will go live later.

Here are the schedules again, the short one curated for Vols fans first, and then the full schedule for the day:

Saturday, Sept. 16, 2017
Game Time (ET) TV Why How Root for
Air Force at (7) Michigan Noon BTN Florida's last opponent Live Discuss
(23) Tennessee at (24) Florida 3:30 PM CBS GO VOLS LIVE GO VOLS
Purdue at Missouri 4:00 PM SECN Future opponent DVR Discuss
Colorado State at (1) Alabama 7:00 PM ESPN2 Future opponent Channel hop Alabama
(12) LSU at Mississippi State 7:00 PM ESPN Future opponent Channel hop LSU
(18) Kansas State at Vanderbilt 7:30 PM ESPNU Future opponent Channel hop Discuss
Kentucky at South Carolina 7:30 PM SECN Future opponents Channel hop Kentucky
Samford at (13) Georgia 7:30 PM SECN Alt. Future opponent Channel hop Discuss
(3) Clemson at (14) Louisville 8:00 PM ABC Big game Channel hop Louisville

 

Complete college football TV schedule

Thursday, Sept. 14, 2017
Game Time (ET) TV
New Mexico at Boise State 8:00 PM ESPN
Friday, Sept. 15, 2017
Game Time (ET) TV
Illinois at (22) USF 7:00 PM ESPN
UMass at Temple 7:00 PM ESPNU
Arizona at UTEP 10:15 PM ESPN
Saturday, Sept. 16, 2017
Game Time (ET) TV
Air Force at (7) Michigan Noon BTN
Delaware State at West Virginia Noon ROOT SPORTS
Iowa State at Akron Noon CBSSN
Kansas at Ohio Noon ESPNU
NIU at Nebraska Noon FS1
(9) Oklahoma State at Pittsburgh Noon ESPN
(25) UCLA at Memphis Noon ABC
UConn at Virginia Noon ESPN2
UL Lafayette at Texas A&M Noon SECN
Furman at NC State 12:20 PM ACCN
Baylor at Duke 12:30 PM RSN
Coastal Carolina at UAB 1:00 PM Raycom (local)
Northern Colorado at Colorado 2:00 PM Pac-12N
Tennessee Tech at Ball State 3:00 PM ESPN3
Utah State at Wake Forest 3:00 PM ACCNExtra
Central Michigan at Syracuse 3:30 PM ACCNExtra
FIU at Indiana Canceled
Morgan State at Rutgers 3:30 PM BTN
Middle Tennessee at Minnesota 3:30 PM BTN
North Carolina at Old Dominion 3:30 PM Stadium
North Texas at Iowa 3:30 PM ESPN2
Notre Dame at Boston College 3:30 PM ESPN
SMU at (20) TCU 3:30 PM ESPNU
(23) Tennessee at (24) Florida 3:30 PM CBS
(16) Virginia Tech at East Carolina 3:30 PM CBSSN
(10) Wisconsin at BYU 3:30 PM ABC
Mercer at (15) Auburn 4:00 PM SECN Alt.
Purdue at Missouri 4:00 PM SECN
Army at (8) Ohio State 4:30 PM FOX
Oregon State at (21) Washington State 5:30 PM Pac-12N
Colgate at Buffalo 6:00 PM ESPN3
North Carolina A&T at Charlotte 6:00 PM WCCB/CUSA.TV
Tulane at (2) Oklahoma 6:00 PM FSOK PPV
Bethune-Cookman at Florida Atlantic 6:30 PM beIN SPORTS
Kent State at Marshall 6:30 PM CUSA.TV
Alabama A&M at South Alabama 7:00 PM ESPN3
Appalachian State at Texas State 7:00 PM ESPN3
Colorado State at (1) Alabama 7:00 PM ESPN2
Idaho at Western Michigan 7:00 PM ESPN3
Idaho State at Nevada 7:00 PM ATTSNRM
Louisiana Tech at WKU 7:00 PM Stadium
(12) LSU at Mississippi State 7:00 PM ESPN
Oregon at Wyoming 7:00 PM CBSSN
Southern at UTSA 7:00 PM KCWX-TV/CUSA.TV
Southern Miss at ULM 7:00 PM ESPN3
Tulsa at Toledo 7:00 PM ESPN3
UAPB at Ar(18) Kansas State 7:00 PM ESPN3
Bowling Green at Northwestern 7:30 PM BTN
Georgia State at (5) Penn State 7:30 PM BTN
Georgia Tech at UCF Canceled
(18) Kansas State at Vanderbilt 7:30 PM ESPNU
Kentucky at South Carolina 7:30 PM SECN
Samford at (13) Georgia 7:30 PM SECN Alt.
Arizona State at Texas Tech 8:00 PM FSN
Cincinnati at Miami, OH 8:00 PM FOX 19/ESPN3
(3) Clemson at (14) Louisville 8:00 PM ABC
(17) Miami, FL at (11) Florida State PPD to 10/07
Rice at Houston 8:00 PM ESPN3
Troy at New Mexico State 8:00 PM ESPN3
Texas at (4) USC 8:30 PM FOX
Fresno State at (6) Washington 9:30 PM Pac-12N
San Jose State at Utah 10:00 PM ESPN2
Ole Miss at California 10:30 PM ESPN
(19) Stanford at San Diego State 10:30 PM CBSSN